State inspection week, enough said. The state inspector was sitting at my station, tediously picking apart our ADL’S. I grabbed my vitals sheet and the nurse says she needs it…I was thinking, “I’m writing my vitals for you”. What I said was, “I need to rub on you”? Everyone laughs (but the inspector) and shoots an I can’t believe you just did that look at me! I drop my head in embarrassment, blush, shoot a smile at her and whisper…aaawwwkkkwwwaaarrrddd. Which in turn made her laugh removing her from her authoritative comfort zone. Needless to say she let me off the hook;-)